WHEN YOU FEEL DEAD, IT'LL CLEAR YOUR HEAD!

A MADE IN MONTANA CAESAR AND BLOODY MARY DRINK MIX.....JUST ADD VODKA & CLAMATO (OR TOMATO). ENJOY!

About Us

We are fortunate to call Montana our home state and thrilled that our brand, Parker’s Hangover Tonic, originates here under the Big Sky. The Parker siblings were born and raised in rural Montana and our state pride runs deep. Montana is legendary for its scenic landscapes and unmatched beauty and we want our Caesar drink mix to become just as legendary… through experiencing it. At Smoking Gun Creations, LLC, we believe in our product and we’re sure you will too. A taste test will confirm it, we promise!

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Caesar drink mix, Bloody Mary drink mix

Recipes

Garnishments (Your choice)
Parker's Hangover Tonic - 1oz
Clamato juice
Ice cubes
Vodka - 1oz

COMMON HANGOVER SYMPTOMS...

Thirst (Too Obvious?)

Enjoying the full body bear hug from the couch

The Alcohol Gnomes banging against the inside of your head, commonly referred to as a headache

Ensuring an unobstructed path to the bathroom, from multiple vantage points

More than 3 empty bags of potato chips on the countertop with no explanation whatsoever as to how they got there

Forgetfu....

Split personality disorder

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!!!

Loss of wallet, sunglasses, keys, ID's, credit cards, one shoe, and/or an eyebrow

New, unexplained tattoos

Sensitivity to light, mostly because you lost your sunglasses and woke up on the surface of the sun

Convincing yourself you could train your dog to bring you water and greasy cheeseburgers, then realizing you don't trust your dog

Text messages from people you haven't spoken with in years

Realizing said text messages were responses, and not pleasant responses

Caesar drink mix, Bloody Mary drink mix

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Testimonials

I don’t drink often but when I do, I prefer a Caesar with Parker’s Hangover Tonic. No doubt!
Thad Schiele